Comedy Corner
Global warming has met its match
Global warming has been refuted on the Franciscan University of Steubenville campus, the government declared today. While at a press conference concerning childhood illiteracy, the president took a question from a concerned citizen who asked if this apocalyptic snow was the “change” he had promised. The president, obviously befuddled, and wondering why I chose the wonderful word “befuddled,” responded to the citizen despite his press manager warning him against doing so.
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Pepperoni rolls are local treat
There is a delicious
treat that is indigenous to the Ohio Valley. If you’re new to the
area, or if you don’t get off campus very often, there’s a
good chance you’ve never had a pepperoni roll. This must be
remedied.
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Scott
Brown is the new Mass. miracle
As a life-long resident of Massachusetts, I have lived with the disappointments and frustrations of the absenteeism of the conservative voice.
Read MoreAs a life-long resident of Massachusetts, I have lived with the disappointments and frustrations of the absenteeism of the conservative voice.
'Book
of Eli' interesting but brutal
“The Book of Eli” could
be
considered Denzel Washington’s most poignant film in a long time,
maybe since “Training Day,” and is the Hughes
Brothers’ best work since (I’m really going out on a limb
here) “Menace II Society.”
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