AN OBSERVANT SOCIALITE The problem of hazing has struck again in the Midwest, with multiple colleges and high schools coming under the public eye after alleged violations of policy. At the center of many of these allegations are fraternities and…
ANONYMOUS AN OBSERVANT SOCIALITE Jesus Christ, Second Person of the Holy Trinity, true God and true man, Lord of the Universe, Savior of the world, etc., was seen crowd-surfing at the Eucharistic procession during Friday’s holy hour. Visiting priest the…
ANONYMOUS AN OBSERVANT SOCIALITE A babble was heard at the back of the Christ the King Chapel during the 12:30 p.m. Sunday Mass. The spiritual gift of tongues, which can be traced to Pentecost in Acts 2, is a phenomenon…
ANONYMOUS AN OBSERVANT SOCIALITE The entirety of Franciscan University’s student body has expressed frustration for the past four years that the entire student body doesn’t know how to date. “The dating culture is so uptight here. Everyone needs to relax,”…
ANONYMOUS AN OBSERVANT SOCIALITE The soft serve ice cream machine on the first floor of Antonian Hall pleasantly surprised the student body and others on the evening of Friday, Jan. 25, when it suddenly began to work, serving lactose-free ice…
ANONYMOUS AN OBSERVANT SOCIALITE The J.C. Williams Center atrium was packed last Friday for a celebration for one sinner who repented. The angels, in union with the communion of saints, held a great feast in honor of one student sinner…
ANONYMOUS AN OBSERVANT SOCIALITE Student Joseph Buffoon reported his satisfaction that the Holy Spirit “came through” in helping him navigate the sign of peace at Thursday’s 12:05 Mass in Christ the King Chapel. Buffoon reported feeling “panicked” when he stood…