AN OBSERVANT SOCIALITE A group of freshmen in St. Elizabeth Hall are devastated this week after their friend with a car politely refused to give them a ride to Walmart, sayingContinue Reading
AN OBSERVANT SOCIALITE It began with the propaganda. The small paper signs depicting masculine, bearded faces appeared on the walls of the J.C. Williams Center, boldly announcing an upcoming weekContinue Reading
ANONYMOUS AN OBSERVANT SOCIALITE After nearly a month of break, students are expressing their joy as they return to an environment unclouded by the stain of moral depravity. “Four weeksContinue Reading
AN OBSERVANT SOCIALITE The Society of Truth attracted powerful statements and heated arguments at its latest debate last Sunday. Well over 200 students gathered in the Gentile Gallery to discuss the topic: “This house believesContinue Reading
AN OBSERVANT SOCIALITE Students donned their top hats and twirled diamond-encrusted canes to embrace Franciscan University’s display of high-class affairs last week. Any observant socialites — like myself — certainly must have noticed that the weekContinue Reading
AN OBSERVANT SOCIALITE The problem of hazing has struck again in the Midwest, with multiple colleges and high schools coming under the public eye after alleged violations of policy. AtContinue Reading
AN OBSERVANT SOCIALITE After a high-stakes game to secure a place in the regional championships, the Barons sportball team lost to the East-Western University Herons in their ninth game ofContinue Reading
AN OBSERVANT SOCIALITE Televised all across Steubenville, Franciscan University of Steubenville’s first annual “Intenting Award Show” aired live last Saturday to countless cheers, tears and prayers. The “Intenting Award Show” — better known as “TheContinue Reading
AN OBSERVANT SOCIALITE The annual club fair hosts groups of every academic and social stripe imaginable, yet it always seems as though the same clubs receive immense attention every year while othersContinue Reading
ANONYMOUS AN OBSERVANT SOCIALITE Jesus Christ, Second Person of the Holy Trinity, true God and true man, Lord of the Universe, Savior of the world, etc., was seen crowd-surfing atContinue Reading